Putin-Finger

Ever since Hillary got scared during the last legs of the election and started with the Russian – Trump conspiracies, left wing politicians and fakestream media have gobbled up every fake news bite. Now it’s gone from DNC email hacks to the Russians paying off everyone on Trump’s team. Suddenly everything is blamed on the Russians and it seems to make everyone feel better in their own deviated ways.

So I thought this might be a great new line of therapy for everyone from unhappy snowflakes to right wing church goers. I am coining this new therapy as ‘The Putin Principal’ and I plan to use it in my own life. Until now, I’ve always thought my screw-ups were my own fault, but now I realize it’s all because of Russia. Those damn sneaky bastards must be the smartest people on earth because everything is their fault even though Obama thinks Russia is so (1980s)!